A "deeply funny new collection of booger-flecked nonfiction"--Time Out New York

Now available! Indie Bookstores Everywhere
| Amazon | Barnes & Noble | Powell's

"His stories are, as the title suggests, inappropriate, and they often engender squeamishness, discomfort, and laughter. But they are fresh and, at times, touching, qualities that make this an enjoyable read."--Library Journal

"One of the year's funniest books."--Largehearted Boy

Whoopee cushion coupon. When you buy a copy of the book and send this coupon, along with the book, to Daniel Nester's home, he will send you an official How to Be Inappropriate whoopee cushion. That's right: inflate one of these puppies and let the faux farts fly! While supplies last. [PDF]




Shelf talker.
You know those pieces of paper that stick out of bookstore shelves that touts a title of note? They're called shelf-talkers, and here at Inappropriate Headquarters, we have made some for your own shelf-talking pleasure. print it out, and place it under copies of How to Be Inappropriate at your local bookstore. Or print one out and place one on your own bookshelf! Alternatively, you can use this as a bookmark or to flag down authorities at a roadside accident. [PDF]

 

Tuesday, February 02, 2010
How to Be Inappropriate round-up: New Yorker, Salinger, monkeys, Quimby's, Chronogram,

The New Yorker blog reports on the Literary Death Match at the Bowery Poetry Club from a few weeks back. Another write-up from LDM's own site here.

Why did I stay in New York?  Well, because I got married, for one.  That, and the friends.  At least for awhile.

For all you J.D. Salinger fans, here's a blast from the past, from La Petite Zine: "My Ass Life in The West: The Catcher Transcripts," which appear in extended form in How to Be Inappropriate. And that was the inspiration for one book cover mock-up, right.

As part of its short takes review section, Chronogram calls How to Be Inappropriate "dryly hilarious."

A monkey poetry blog sorta likes my poetry book.

A photo of me hugging the book in Quimby's in Chicago turned up on their blog. J'adore Quimby's.

Here's a tweet: "One participant created his own two-boner box, and checked it himself." I can't stop chuckling at How to be Inappropriate."

Jeg vil på det varmeste anbefale boken "how to be inappropriate" av Daniel Nester. Do you know what that means?  It's Norwegian for "I would most warmly recommend the book "How to be inappropriate" by Daniel Nester."  Yeah.

And for all you people in England, English people, residents of the U.K., you will be able to buy How to Be Inappropriate in March.

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Friday, January 29, 2010
The It's My Two Cents column returns on the Pank blog.



And I'm back on the Pank blog with It's My Two Cents.

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Monday, January 25, 2010
A website asked me, "What am I reading?" And here was my answer.


Campaign for the American Reader and its sister site Writers Read asked me to send along to them some details on the books I've been reading. 

I sent them a list of books I just finished and have been reading: Michael Martone, a 33 1/3 series book on Celine Dion, Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz, Nick Flynn, Kathleen Rooney, Eliseo Vivas. 

Check out my entry, sure, but check out the archives--there are entries tens, hundreds of writers, from Marilyn Chin, Laura van den Berg, John Koethe, Abraham Verghese.

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010
New: Get How to Be Inappropriate on Kindle.


Get it here.

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Monday, January 11, 2010
Join the How to Be Inappropriate Facebook page.

Daniel Nester's How to Be Inappropriate  Page

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Monday, December 28, 2009
Inappropriate round-up: Bomb, Life Poetic, NBCC, whoopee, covers, wieners.

(That's poet Geof Huth's daughter browsing a copy of How to Be Inappropriate in the Border's bookstore near Madison Square Garden. Apparently she is a "goat," a nickname I give film students in the book.)

Emily Nonko interviewed me in New York City awhile back; it was recently published at Bomb magazine; check it out.

I want to mention again two other interviews I did. One is with my old friend Sage Cohen for her zine Writing the Life Poetic?  Check it out here.  Her book, Writing the Life Poetic: An Invitation to Read and Write Poetry, is an excellent introduction to writing poems and thinking about poems in new ways.  Another is the one I did for the National Book Critics Circle blog's Small Press Spotlight with Rigoberto Gonzalez.

The How to Be Inappropriate whoopee cushion was mentioned here on the Motivators Promotional Products company blog.  I wish they ran a picture with the actual customized printing, but they ran the one that ran with The Onion AV Club post instead.

This mention was sort of hard to find, but Jessica Downey from her All The Single Ladies blog at Chicago Now recommends HTBI for ladies to by their new-but-not-serious boyfriends. To which I say: awwwwww yeah.

Seattle's The Stranger seems skeptical, at least in its listing, of the humorous nature of the book.  Allegedly.

Evidently I am reading with Michelle Tea for the Rumpus party event. Cool.

How to Be Inappropriate's finger wiener cover made some best-of lists in its own right.  Joseph Sullivan named it one of his favorite at The Book Design Review. An Italian Moleskine fan site picked up on the story and ran the cover. And Emily Temple at Flavorpill's Flavorwire put it on a list of books that are notable because they have covers with body parts.

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Seattle's Three Imaginary Girls puts How to Be Inappropriate on its "Great reads of 2009" wishlist.


The title says it all. Three Imaginary Girls, a Seattle-based music and culture blog, says a lot of super nice things about How to Be Inappropriate, quoted here in full:

How To Be Inappropriate by Daniel Nester is my choice for humorous essay collection of the year, starring a writer unafraid to put himself in tawdry, humiliating positions to be able to personally describe them and the feelings created by them. Another sharp creative non-fiction release from Soft Skull, this is a breeze of a read, rhapsodizing on the Bon Jovi-made-famous "talk box" (think "Livin' On A Prayer"), Christians who consciously adore their own kitsch, a "fartspotter's guide to passings of the wind," a query into the footlicking fetish and his wife's hilariously inimical response to it, and what happened when Gene Simmons of KISS was interviewed by NPR's Terry Gross (in the form of a robot), and the failure that was his own rock band, Fear Itself. There's a lot of fucking up here, but keenly makes lemon-grenades out of lemon peelings, or something.

The missus loves her shout-out. Check out the rest of the post here.

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Monday, December 21, 2009
HTBI whoopee cushion makes Onion's AV Club top (ridiculous) swag of 2009.

The good news: The Onion's AV Club placed the How to Be Inappropriate promotional whoopee cushion, which was mailed out with most review copies, on their list of "The year in swag: 27 ridiulous promotional items we received in 2009." Check it out here.

Said whoopee placed #6 on the list, behind a Where The Wild Things Are fur tie and a lot of zombie/vampire swag, and well ahead of a mini bullet-proof vest promoting Steven Seagal: Lawman.

The bad news: They didn't read the book!  They were so overwhelmed by the fart balloon they couldn't bring themselves to open the pages.

Oh well. Win some and you far some.

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Thursday, December 17, 2009
Photos from the last Bookslut reading.



 
Great fun last night.  Met the guy who has been doing the hosting, the dapperly names Charles Blackstone, since Jessa Crispin aka the Real Bookslut left for Berlin.  And of course the force of nature that is Kathleen Rooney, who read from her newest book, For You, For You I am Trilling These Songs, which I will order and buy and think you should, too. 

Saw the lovely Jenny Boully, who is teaching at Columbia College now. Re-met Jac Jemc, who had swung in with the Dollar Store Show last summer; she works at Women & Children First bookstore, which has copies of HTBI, complete with whoopee cushions!  I also signed a copy of HTBI at Quimby's, and will be sending whoopees there, too.

Talked to a dude named Travis Nichols, whom I knew I met years ago, or at least shared emails.

Pictures above taken by from Kathleen Rooney's website and I think taken Martin, Kathleen's superhunky husband. See you tonight at the Book Cellar, Chicagoans.

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Here I come, Chicago, comin' to get ya: Bookslut and Book Cellar this Wednesday and Thursday.


The Public Awkwardness Tour rolls into the City of the Big Shoulders on Wednesday and Thursday this week.  Hope you can make it.  I will be reading with some way-cool co-readers, way cooler than I, which will add gravitas and class to the proceedings.

Wednesday, December 16
Bookslut Reading Series
with Kathleen Rooney
Hopleaf Bar
5148 N Clark St
Chicago, IL

Thursday, December 17
7pm
with Claire Zulkey
The Book Cellar
4736-38 North Lincoln Avenue
Chicago, IL 60625
773-293-2665

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Monday, December 14, 2009
Inappropriate round-up: Nervous Breakdown, NBCC, Life Poetic, Outblush, Chicago.

I am up on The Nervous Breakdown this week as their nonfiction feature.  There's a self-interview, an excerpt, and an offer to read at book clubs.

Rigoberto Gonzalez interviews me over at the National Book Critics Circle blog as part of its Small Press Spotlight.

Sage Cohen's Writing The Life Poetic interviews me about my poetic life for the zine. Scroll down.

Outblush, a lifestyle/beauty/life website, recommends stylish people buy HTBI.


Flavorpill Chicago talks up the Book Cellar gig with Claire Zulkey this Thursday the 17th. More about the Chicago readings soon.

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Thursday, December 10, 2009
Reading tonight for Animal Farm III with Rachel Sherman and Jessica Anthony.

Open City and Mr. Beller's Neighborhood contributing editor Patrick Gallagher will host the third installment of the Animal Farm Reading Series at Happy Ending Lounge.  I'll be reading from How to Be Inappropriate, and fiction writers Rachel Sherman and Jessica Anthony will be there, too, along with Lucy Ives with what the organizer calls a "reading report." 

As the lounge's website states, Happy Ending is a former "erotic" massage parlor. It looks sort of anonymous from the outside, but when you walk in, it's all downtowny and loungey.  Stop by and watch me on my Pubic Awkwardness Tour.

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Wednesday, December 02, 2009
Xmas Eve Eve in Philly Weekly, Your Love in Coldfront, Equinox Oral Histories, Times Union, Powell's, Penn State.

Greetings, readers. It's been awhile since I really posted here, and I suppose this one won't count, since I'll still be shilling myself. But read on.

If you're in what Huey Lewis calls the Liberty Town, pick up a Philadelphia Weekly. They round up sad-sack "Disaster Holiday Stories"  and I contributed mine, "I'll Lead a Lush Life in Some Small Dive." It leads off in this link here. I'll be in Philadelphia on Friday reading at a place called Brickbat Books, which I hear is a really cool place; check out the Brickbat blog and details here.

More new writing!  I finally got around to writing about my love for "Your Love," the now-immortal hit by The Outfield.  I am continuing my obsession as we speak--have been listening to the band's entire catalogue in some strange quest to get back to 198x.  Check out the essay in Coldfront's Poets Off Poetry feature here.

Four more of my students' oral histories taken at the Equinox center are up on The Rumpus.  They did a terrific job.  Check them out here.

Donna Liquori included How to Be Inappropriate in last Sunday's Times Union's Holiday Gift Guide.  I'll post the link when the TU gets it together, and I'll post a clipping as soon as I can.

If you want to see me semi-shilling, then check out my guest posts at the Powell's Books Blog, where I guest blogged last week. I asked students in my blogging class to ask me inappropriate questions, and they sure did.  And I answered them.

I'm off to Penn State to read for their Red Weather Reading Series. If you find yourself in the middle of Pennsylvania in need of free literary entertainment, here are the details.

That picture?  In a former life, I wrote and edited the newsletter for NYU's Department of Film and Television, called Film & TV Today.  I am going to post scans of some of the profiles I wrote--Todd Solondz, Michael Rabiger and others--but here's a taste.  It's a picture of Babatunde Adebimpe posing, 'hamming it up' with Maurice Kanbar.  The latter is the namesake of the NYU's Kanbar Institute; the formerfronts a popular music outfit known as TV On The Radio.  Tunde, whom I remember as a supernice, superfunny guy, used to stop by with flyers for his old band's gigs.  I went to one once, too.  Wish I kept the flyer!

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Tuesday, December 01, 2009
This Week: the Philly/South Jersey Public Awkwardness Tour has finally arrived.


Oh yes it has.

Friday, December 4
7pm
Brickbat Books
709 South Fourth Street
Philadelphia, PA
215-592-1207

Saturday, December 5
3pm
Barnes & Noble
200 West Route 70
Marlton, NJ
856-596-7058

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Monday, November 23, 2009
I'll be guest blogging for Powell's Books this week.

Yes, that's right.  In some fluke blunder of corporate decision-making, I have been invited to guest blog for the website of that bastion of indie bookselling, Powell's Books.  I will try to behave myself, especially since next month marks my Portland debut at their Hawthorne location.


Look out for posts on my artistic family tree (Monday), an interview with blogging students (Tuesday) and a cornucopia of thankfulness from my fave writers and editors (Thursday). 

As for the other days, I hope I come up with something vaguely appropriate. We'll see.  Any ideas?

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Thursday, November 19, 2009
Tonight: Darcey Steinke reads for Frequency North reading series.

Frequency North: The Visiting Writers Reading Series
at The College of Saint Rose presents
Darcey Steinke
November 19
7:30pm
Saint Joseph Auditorium
985 Madison Avenue, Albany, NY

Darcey Steinke's most recent book is Easter Everywhere: A Memoir, which recounts her lifelong struggle to find religion, from her early life as daughter of a Lutheran minister and a former Miss Albany. Entertainment Weekly writes that Steinke "unflinchingly recounts years of disillusionment in her stumble back toward faith." Steinke is also the author of four critically acclaimed novels, most recently Milk.

The morning of November 19, Darcey Steinke will be a guest on WAMC's The Roundtable with Saint Rose alum Joe Donahue at 9:45am. Listen online!

Here is a link to a profile/interview that ran in last Sunday's Times Union.

And here's Steinke's fan page on Facebook.

More on the Frequency North reading series.

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Wanna read my 8th grade journal? Well, you're in luck.


Pssst. If you want to read my 8th grade journal from 1981-1982, check out this page. I even made a PDF.

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Monday, November 16, 2009
How to Be Inappropriate round-up: Popdose, Bookgasm, Book Design, Flavorwire, Barnes and Noble.

If you walk into the sales floor of your local Barnes and Noble store and look at the table labeled HUMOR, chances are you will see a stack of How to Be Inappropriates.

Go ahead. Pick it up. Rub your body on it.  Then buy it. The photo to your right is from a B&N in Boston, taken by poet January Gill O'Neil.

Guess what?  I have "a self-deprecating charm that makes his writing seem like he's just hanging out with you, telling you a good story." Scott Malchus at Popdose tells us so.

Over at Bookgasm: "This guy is intelligent and funny, and so is his book."

The book cover is mentioned on a website called The Book Design Review.

And finally, Flavorwire excerpts from "Mooning: A Short Cultural History" the list of all 90 varieties of mooning and mooning experience, complete with a Periodical Table of Mooning and the mooning Olympic sticker from Inappropriate Headquarters.

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Friday, November 13, 2009
Dig my new column over at Pank: It's My Two Cents.

The unstoppable force that is the Pank literary magazine empire asked me to do a column for them, which gave me the perfect opportunity to pitch something I've always wanted to do: write my own straight-faced version of "King's Things: It's My Two Cents," something Larry King did every Friday with his old USA Today column and other places. 


I pitched it to a lot of places, but it was Pank was the first place to let me do it. Check the first one here; it will be archived here.

An "It's My Two Cents" column is three-dot journalism. Termed by the late San Francisco columnist Herb Caen as far as I can tell, three-dot journalism comprises shortish pieces and bits separated by ellipses. It's part of the family tree of gossip and show business articles that others did and still do. I'm surprised more people don't still use it, although you could say most blogs and all Twitter posts are three-dot writing of some stripe or another.

We've done collaborative Two Cents-style columns in my classes and published them online here and there.  I always say to my students, if you think experimental essayistic writing lives in some ivory tower somewhere or exclusively in translation or rests in those so-called lyric ones, you're wrong.  King is the OG.

But it was Larry King brought it to certain heights of batshit craziness.  He's spawned many a parody, on SNL with Norm MacDonald and The Onion, straightforward homage-imitations here and elsewhere. People lamented the column's end in 2001. He brought it back on CNN's website, but it's not the same.
 
Then came Twitter. King's Things' bits-and-pieces, fragmented style is perfect for for 140-character microblogging, and so when Larry started it there, more than a million people followed

My Pank column will run on Fridays, as long as I can keep it up,  My one spin on the original is that I include links to other places in the series of tubes.

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Monday, November 09, 2009
This Saturday: Stephen Elliott, Nick Flynn and, oh, me will read at The Spotty Dog in Hudson, then a WGXC benefit in Catskill.


Stephen Elliott, Nick Flynn, and Daniel Nester come to The Spotty Dog for an evening of literary entertainment!

I hope you can come.  Elliott is coming in from San Francisco, and Nick Flynn is, well, Nick Flynn.  And I am reading, too.  Here are the deets:

Saturday, November 14
7pm
The Spotty Dog Books & Ale
With Stephen Elliott and Nick Flynn
440 Warren Street
Hudson, NY


Stephen Elliott is the author of seven books including The Adderall Diaries, which has been described as "genius" by both the San Francisco Chronicle and Vanity Fair. His novel, Happy Baby, was a finalist for the New York Public Library's Young Lion Award as well as a best book of the year in Salon.com, Newsday, Chicago New City, the Journal News, and the Village Voice. In 2004 he wrote Looking Forward To It, about the quest for the Democratic Presidential nomination.

Elliott's writing has been featured in Esquire, The New York Times, GQ, Best American Non-Required Reading 2005 and 2007, Best American Erotica, and Best Sex Writing 2006. He was a Wallace Stegner Fellow at Stanford University and is a member of the San Francisco Writer's Grotto. He is the editor of The Rumpus.

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Nick Flynn's Another Bullshit Night in Suck City (Norton, 2004), won the PEN/Martha Albrand Award, was shortlisted for France's Prix Femina, and has been translated into thirteen languages. He is also the author of two books of poetry, Some Ether (Graywolf, 2000), and Blind Huber (Graywolf, 2002), for which he received fellowships from, among other organizations, The Guggenheim Foundation and The Library of Congress.

Some of the venues his poems, essays and non-fiction have appeared in include The New Yorker, the Paris Review, National Public Radio's This American Life, and The New York Times Book Review. His film credits include "field poet" and artistic collaborator on the film Darwin's Nightmare, which was nominated for an Academy Award for best feature documentary in 2006. One semester a year he teaches at the University of Houston, and he then spends the rest of the year elsewhere.

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Daniel Nester's newest book is How to Be Inappropriate (Soft Skull/Counterpoint 2009) a collection of humorous nonfiction. Nester's first two books, God Save My Queen (Soft Skull Press, 2003) and God Save My Queen II (2004), are collections on his obsession with the rock band Queen. His third, The History of My World Tonight (BlazeVOX, 2006), is a collection of poems.

His work has appeared in Poets & Writers, The Morning News, The Daily Beast, Time Out New York, The Rumpus, Bloomsbury Review, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, and Bookslut, and anthologized in Lost and Found, The Best American Poetry 2003, The Best Creative Nonfiction, Third Rail: The Poetry of Rock and Roll, Isn't It Romantic? 100 Love Poems by Younger American Poets. He is an assistant professor of English at The College of Saint Rose in Albany, NY, where he teaches creative nonfiction.


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Then later that evening, it's off to
THE CATSKILL WGXC SOUND-VOICE BENEFIT
Saturday, November 14
7-10 PM $5
The BRIK Gallery
473 Main Street
Catskill, NY 12414
Sound + Voice + Art Performances by Brenda Coultas + Brian Dewan + Charles Stein + Christopher Stackhouse + Coleen Murphy Alexander + Daniel Nester + Frank Cuthbert + George Quasha + Hudson Talbott + Ira Sher + Jared Handelsman + Kim Jaye + Loni Pont + Michael Ruby + Nick Flynn + Paul McMahon + Peter Head + Rachel Levitsky + Sparrow + Stephen Elliott + StudioStu + Susan Sindall + The Unbearables + Timothy Liu + Violet Snow + Garden Goddesses

WGXC volunteers are working hard to launch a 3,300-watt community radio station. More than 78,000 people throughout Greene and Columbia counties will be able to receive the signal on 90.7-FM. WGXC received its license from the FCC and a grant from the US Commerce Dept that will cover 50 percent of our equipment needs. We now need to raise matching funds in order to get on the air. Join us on November 14 and help launch WGXC-FM.

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Sunday, November 08, 2009
How to Be Inappropriate Round-Up: Bookslut, Globe and Mail, Penthouse, Flavorwire

Jessa at Bookslut shouts out "Goodbye to All Them." And yes, I do a great imitation of Jessa-as-Andy Rooney.

I never noticed Judith Taylor's mention of How to Be Inappropriate on The Globe and Mail's In Other Words books blog. I think she builds up to my mention to tell us I am a lyrical flatulist.

People noticed that I enter the comment boxes at HTMLGIANT.  I'm not going to do that anymore, by the way.

MobyLives' Dennis Johnson excerpts "Goodbye to All Them."

UPDATE: I rounded up too soon.


The December 2009 Penthouse is out, with a short review of HTBI (pictured, right). Here's the blurb extracted from that: "[T]he real fun lies in his take on such things as ApologetiX, a Christian rock parody band, and a fascinating profile of a professional videogamer. We'll take Nester's pop culture meanderings over his attempts at frat-boy humor any day."

Speaking of frat-boy humor, Flavorwire excerpts "Mooning: A Short Cultural History" with a list of 90 Different Moons. It's a fairly comprehensive list, including the "Inverted Fruit Cup" mentioned in the Penthouse review.  Sure, I "try very hard," as Penthouse mentions.  But I am trying for you.

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Friday, November 06, 2009
Just in: Library Journal reviews, recommends How to Be Inappropriate.

I heard this was coming out, but I just came across this while checking out the book's listing on Barnes and Noble.  Here it is printed in full.


Former McSweeney's editor Nester (English, Coll. of Saint Rose), whose writing has appeared in The Best Creative Nonfiction, The Best American Poetry, and Poets & Writers, presents his debut collection of humorous nonfiction, amassing 41 years' worth of experience in nonconformity. His stories are, as the title suggests, inappropriate, and they often engender squeamishness, discomfort, and laughter. But they are fresh and, at times, touching, qualities that make this an enjoyable read. Subjects include teaching curse words to Chinese ESL students, reimagining a Terry Gross NPR interview of Gene Simmons by substituting Gene Simmons with an AI computer, a collection of references to flatulence in English poesy, the history of mooning, and out-of-context comments he made as a college professor in order to clarify and expand upon his students' writing. Nester includes photographs, illustrations, and a time line of his inappropriate acts from birth to the present. VERDICT Recommended for readers who enjoy memoirs and essays.--Mark Alan Williams, Library of Congress, Washington, DC

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Thursday, November 05, 2009
How to Be Inappropriate round-up: West Coast Tour, a bad-ish review, Beast, Wilcox, Pank.


The winter break is going to be busy. New dates to the PUBLIC AWKWARDNESS tour have been added out west; here are the details:

Thursday, January 7
7:30pm
Powell's Books on Hawthorne
3723 SE Hawthorne Blvd.
Portland, OR 97214
503-228-4651

Saturday, January 9
6:30pm
Third Place Books
17171 Bothell Way NE
Lake Forest Park, WA 98155
206-366-3316

Monday, January 11
7pm
The Rumpus Reading
Lots of other authors and entertainers!
The Make-Out Room
3225 22nd St.
San Francisco, CA 94110
415-647-2888
Admission: $10

Coming up soon is my reading with Stephen Elliott on his tour behind his superb book The Adderall Diaries, along with Nick Flynn coming on Saturday, November 14 at 7pm, The Spotty Dog Books & Ale in Hudson, NY.

Also added: Thursday, December 10, at 8pm: Animal Farm Reading Series with Rachel Sherman and Jessica Anthony. Happy Ending, 302 Broome Street, New York, NY.

Now, onto Inappropriate Press.

The Daily Beast picked HTBI as one of the week's hot reads, and quotes one of my student-journalists in the process. She was, deservedly, excited.

Claire Shefchik reviews HTBI at literary blog called Vol 1 Brooklyn. Just when I think she doesn't like it, she kinda does. Either way, it's a smart review, well-written. Safe to say she didn't like the Terry Gross-Gene Simmons piece, excerpted here. For the record: It hurt the most when the reviewer didn't like my journalism-y pieces.

The Pank blog mini-reviews it.

Dan Wilcox reviews the HTBI Albany release party. He's too shy to admit it, but when he sang karaoke, the Danster changed "I Wanna Be Sedated" to "I Wanna Be Fellated." Genius.

Abigail Deutsch shouts out to "Goodbye to All Them" at the Poetry Foundation blog. So does Anthony Robinson.

Someone is "really enjoying" HTBI. Cool.

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Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Just up on All Over Albany: How Not to Be Inappropriate in the Capital Region.


It was only a matter of time.  All Over Albany, my favorite Albany-related site, asked me to write about being inappropriate as it relates to Albany.  I was happy to oblige.

Check out my thoughts on on Capital Region-related faux pas and also enjoy another photo by Joe Putrock, who took my picture for the Metroland profile.  I got this local media shit locked down, yo.

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Monday, November 02, 2009
Just up on The Rumpus: An Equinox Oral History with Alfredo R.


Really excited about this: the first of our Equinox Oral Histories is up on The Rumpus. Check out Lisa Ashworth's very affecting interview with Alfredo R here.

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Friday, October 30, 2009
How to Be Inappropriate round-up: Urban Outfitters, Writer's Rainbow, Chronicle, TU, HTMLG.


If you walk into an Urban Outfitters store, chances are you will see a copy of How to Be Inappropriate.  You can even buy it on their site. Either way, expect an attractive hipster staff person to walk up to you and say you look good with it on your body.

Tamara at The Writer's Rainbow sent some questions to me, and those questions, along with my so-intelligent-they-will-bite-your-face-off answers are up on the site now.

At HTMLGIANT, I took a stand against fucking gerunds.

Teresa Farrell reviews the book for the Saint Rose Chronicle.  She gives it 4.5 stars--not too shabby for a youth-oriented publication.

They updated the cover art at Soft Skull's site. Still waiting on Powell's and Barnes & Noble. Oh, and my own website's header.

On goodreads, people I do not know have put the book on their lists "to be read." One user, "Michael Minneapolis," who seems like a discerning reader, writes that he was "was surprised and delighted by the intellect and emotion in these brief essays. A great read." Michael, wherever you are, I appreciate your kind words.

I am not sure if I linked to my shout-out in the Times-Union's Campus Notes column.  But I will here


Also from the Times-Union: Steve Barnes' Table Hopping blog shouts-out my McSweeney's sentence-combining "fictionalized fish fry" essay-thing.

I might be Tucker Max. Wouldn't mind some of the sales, however.
 

Roxanne, Roxanne gives me a shout-out at The Collagist.

I should give this guy a book
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Also not sure if I linked to a photo of me at the Brooklyn Book Festival by my old neighbor, Denton Taylor. But here it is.

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009
BookCourt top seller; American humor top 100 in Amazon.


I heard this might happen last week when we had the book launch at BookCourt, but here it is confirmed: How to Be Inappropriate is the top seller in paperback nonfiction! 

Suck on that, Omnivore's Dilemma!

Also: HTBI made it into Amazon's top 100 of American humor books.  Which is really, really cool.  We were at, like #76 there for awhile last night.

So suck on that, countless other humor books!

I didn't take a screen shot to prove it, but it really did happen. Thanks to everyone for buying the book. It makes an excellent Christmas and Hanukkah gift.

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Sunday, October 25, 2009
Just up on The Rumpus: "My First Kiss: An Oral History."


"My First Kiss: An Oral History," a group project by students in my English 251: Interviews and Oral History, is just up on The Rumpus. With way cool original accompanying art, right.

Check it out here.

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Saturday, October 24, 2009
Peter Conners' offspring fight over a whoopee cushion.


Left, Peter Conners' offspring, Whitman and Max, fight over an HTBI whoopee cushion. Careful, boys: There's plenty of faux farts to go around.

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Kristofer Wildermuth, sincere crooner, kicks off the karaoke at the How to Be Inappropriate launch at Valentine's.

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Brett P., from a safe distance, as he interprets a ballad by international superstars Hanson.

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Maisie and Katie V. with Notorious DIP.

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Superwonderful Mary Darcy, Lovely Mr. and Mrs. Amy Megel.

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People acting all inappropriate. And shit.

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Eric Auld, McSweeney's contributor.

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Brett P. gets emotional.


Brett gets emotional., originally uploaded by danielnester.

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Jonas pokes cows and keeps it real, Austin-style.

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Public relations in the house!

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Someone's torso at the Valentine's launch party.

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Scott Waldman, Michael Schiavo, and Christopher Connelly at Valentine's launch party.

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Friday, October 23, 2009
In case you missed it: Metroland, Largehearted Boy, Bookslut.


Metroland, the Capital Region's news and arts weekly, ran a profile on me that went online yesterday.  Cecelia Martinez, who was a student in my first-year writing and experimental essay classes, wrote the story, entitled "Who Farted?" and covers a lot of my thoughts about being a teacher at Saint Rose.  The photo by Joe Putrock is ginormous in the print edition.  He sent me a digital copy, which appears above.



Largehearted Boy, a music and literature site, put my book notes online this week.  It's kind of like liner notes to a mixtape for the book, or what the writer was listening when he or she wrote the book. It may not read like it, but I mulled over this thing all summer.

Bookslut interviewed me as part of its Indie Heartthrob Interview Series.  John Zuarino, who worked as an intern at Soft Skull around the time God Save My Queen II came out, asks the questions.

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Thursday, October 22, 2009
Pictures from book launch at BookCourt, Brooklyn, NY.



I opened with a talk box performance.

 
The lovely and talented Rachel Shukert poses with her copy. "Against her ladyness," as she put it.

 
The podium at BookCourt before the reading.


Longtime chum Michael Kelleher doubles my book sales in a single clip, buying seven--yes, seven--copies of HTBI.

 
Jeff Martin talks about his book, The Dog Ate My Nobel Prize.

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Just up on The Morning News: Same as It Ever Was: The Rock Critical List, Ten Years Later.


"Same as It Ever Was," a piece on The Rock Critical List, an anonymous-ish screed attacking the rock critic establishment and some rock critics in particular, is just up on The Morning News. Interviews with Simon Reynolds, Chuck Klosterman, Jeff Howe, Frank Kogan, Joshua Clover, and many others. Check it out.

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This week: The New York and Albany launch reading for How to Be Inappropriate.


Two occasions, two chances for you to buy your copy of How to Be Inappropriate. A free Inappropriate Whoopee Cushion with each purchase at these events!

Come to the super bookstore BookCourt for New York launch reading with Jeff Martin (The Dog Ate My Nobel Prize)! Details below.

Wednesday, October 21
7:00pm
BookCourt
New York launch reading with Jeff Martin (The Dog Ate My Nobel Prize)
163 Court Street
Brooklyn, NY

Or, if you are part of the New York State inappropriate contingent, come to Valentine's, drink beer, and sing karaoke. Let me repeat that again: karaoke.

Friday, October 23
6pm-9pm
Valentine's Music and Beer Hall Joint
Albany launch reading with karaoke. Yes. Karaoke.
People/person from Book House of Stuyvesant Plaza will be onsite to sell copies.
17 New Scotland Avenue
Albany, NY
518-432-6572

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009
This just in: Time Out New York review!


And by the exclamation point, you might guess it's a fairly positive review.

You would guess right. It's in Time Out New York.

Here's an excerpt from Drew Toal's review in the October 15-21 issue, on newsstands now:

"How to Be Inappropriate reads like a coming-of-age tale in which adulthood arrives with a refreshingly juvenile mind-set."

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009
I shall call him Mini-Me: Introducing the How to Be Inappropriate paper doll.


Mark and Chris at Inappropriate Headquarters have really outdone themselves this time. Like Frankenstein and Master Antonio before them, they have brought my Little Inappropriate Nester to life!

Look at that little fella. He's got his copy of How to Be Inappropriate, available in a few weeks nationwide. He's got a pair of professorial glasses, an HTBI whoopee cushion.

And look! There's a little two-dimenshional fart cloud emanating from him (top right)! So he's got the whoopee cushion and the emanata of fame's posterior trumpet!

I'll be adding the PDF of the pattern to make one of your very own (lower right) to the promo column to your left, but wanted to get the good word out now about this exciting promotional item.

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Sunday, October 11, 2009
I am guest blogging over at The Best American Poetry Blog.

I'll still post goofy shit here, but check me out over here, where I will be holding forth and posting in a concerted, Best-American-Poetry kind of way.

My posts from the past and the future are here.

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Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Thursday: Frequency North readings kick off with Peter Conners, author of Growing Up Dead, and Jessica Anthony, author of The Convalescent.


Thursday, October 8
Jessica Anthony and Peter Conners

7:30pm
Saint Joseph Auditorium, 940 Madison Avenue, Albany, NY

Jessica Anthony is author of the novel The Convalescent, winner of the first McSweeney’s Amanda Davis Highwire Fiction Award, and called a “compulsively readable debut novel” in a starred Publishers Weekly review and a Barnes & Noble "Discover Great New Writers" pick.

Peter Conners is author of the memoir Growing Up Dead: The Hallucinated Confessions of a Teenage Deadhead, told against the backdrop of the American landscape of the late '80s to mid-'90s. It has been called “insightful and entertaining” (Kirkus) and “earnest and often hilarious” (Publishers Weekly).

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Thursday, October 01, 2009
Just up on The L Magazine: Online Questionnaire for Writer Types; Bert Convy roundup.




Check out the interview thingie here.

Above: The largest image available of Bert Convy on the web. Don't know who Bert Convy is? Shame on you.  Here's some Convy tidbits from the internets.


"Black Denim Trousers and Motorcycle Boots" by The Cheers. Convy sang on this track.

 



Bert Convy Virginia Lottery Appearance, part 3.

Bert's daughter, Jennifer Convy, hosted the show "Find & Design" for five years on A&E. There's a fansite is here.

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
This Sunday in New York, I am reading with Sarah Gambito, Victoria McCoy for the Polestar Poetry series.


[cool picture taken at Cake Shop from Luke Lanter's blog]

Polestar Poetry presents

Sunday, October 4, 2009
5 pm

Sarah Gambito
Daniel Nester
Victoria McCoy

at CAKESHOP
152 Ludlow St. (between Stanton & Rivington)

About the poets:

Sarah Gambito is the author of the poetry collections Delivered
(Persea Books) and Matadora (Alice James Books). Her poems have
appeared or are forthcoming in The Iowa Review, The Antioch Review,
Denver Quarterly, The New Republic, Field, Quarterly West, Fence and
other journals. She holds degrees from The University of Virginia and
The Creative Writing Program at Brown University. Her honors include
the Barnes & Noble Writers for Writers Award from Poets and Writers
and grants and fellowships from The New York Foundation for the Arts,
Urban Artists Initiative and The MacDowell Colony. She is Assistant
Professor of English and Director of Creative Writing at Fordham
University. Together with Joseph O. Legaspi, she co-founded Kundiman,
a non-profit organization serving Asian American poets.

Daniel Nester is a journalist, essayist, poet, editor, and teacher.
His next book, How to Be Inappropriate, a collection of humorous
nonfiction, will be published by Soft Skull Press in Fall 2009.
Nester's first two books, God Save My Queen (Soft Skull Press, 2003)
and God Save My Queen II (2004), are collections on his obsession with
the rock band Queen. His third, The History of My World Tonight
(BlazeVOX, 2006), is a collection of poems. As a journalist and
essayist, his work has appeared in a variety of places, such as Poets
& Writers
, The Morning News, The Daily Beast, Time Out New York, The
Rumpus
, Bloomsbury Review, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, and
Bookslut. His poems have appeared in such journals as Coconut,
Shampoo, Taint, Gulf Coast, Barrow Street, jubilat, Crazyhorse, Open
City
, Slope, Spoon River Poetry Review, and other places. He is an
assistant professor of English at The College of Saint Rose in Albany,
NY, where he teaches creative nonfiction.

A native of southern California, Victoria Lynne McCoy received her BA
in "The Power of Words: Creative Expression as a Catalyst for Change"
from the Johnston Center for Integrative Studies at the University of
Redlands. Believing wholeheartedly in the effect poetry has on the
human spirit and the world around us, she has devoted much of her time
the last few years to literary outreach and advocacy at PEN Center USA
in Los Angeles and PEN American Center here in NY. Victoria is
currently living in Brooklyn while finishing her MFA in poetry at
Sarah Lawrence College. Her work has appeared in the Redlands Review.

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Tuesday, September 22, 2009
The How to Be Inappropriate Mooning sticker.


You know how I have been saying I will send you some other goodies if you buy my book and send it to me?  How I will send you a How to Be Inappropriate whoopee cushion? 

Well, if you buy the book and send it to me, or if you buy the book at any of the in-person events we have planned in the weeks to come, I'll give you your very own Mooning Sticker.

Mark and Chris at Inappropriate Headquarters put this logo over the summer to accompany the mooning essay that appears in the book. What I like best about the artwork is that apparently, when one moons someone else, one's arms become very, very long.

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Sunday, September 13, 2009
How to Be Inappropriate whoopee cushions.

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How to Be Inappropriate whoopee cushion.

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Me and ME Griffith, former student.


Her real name is Melanie Griffith, but I think her writing name is going to be in initials, like TS Griffith or MFK Griffith. Right, Mel?

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Me swooning over Richard Eoin Nash.

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Maisie and Miriam in the Target Children's Activity Tent.

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Soft Skull editor Anne Horowitz regards the book table.

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Brooklyn Book Festival.


Brooklyn Book Festival., originally uploaded by danielnester.

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Brooklyn Book Festival: Friend of Ted Pelton.

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Brooklyn Book Festival: Captain Obama.

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Shappy reads naughty passages of HTBI.

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Shappy reads another naughty passage of HTBI.

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Jen Hyde at the jubilat table with A Public Space people.

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Shappy, Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz and I vamp it up, vampingly.

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Jen Hyde and I strike a prom photo pose, with HTBI as corsage.

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The CLMP table.


The CLMP table., originally uploaded by danielnester.

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Deep Image Poet Christopher Connelly with his highbrow book fair booty.

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Deep Image Poet Christopher Connelly humps my book.

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Brooklyn Book Festival booth.

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Cristin buys her first copy of HTBI from Anne Horowitz, shrugs.

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Poet and proud new father Jeffrey Morgan shows off his first copy of HTBI.

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Monday, September 07, 2009
Some news from the How to Be Inappropriate front: Brooklyn Book Festival this Sunday and other miscellany.

I'll be at the Brooklyn Book Festival this Sunday, September 13. When I'm not walking around looking like a putz, at 1pm I will be at the Soft Skull/Counterpoint table with the very first printed copies of How to Be Inappropriate! Free whoopee cushion with purchase.

HTBI on Time Out New York's Lit Parade for November.

This site you're visiting is apparently called How to Be Inappropriate by NewPages.

Jessica Anthony was very nice and gave HTBI a shout-out at Ravi Mangla's Recomended Reading blog here.

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Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Some news from the How to Be Inappropriate front.

-- My publisher tells me they will be selling copies of How to Be Inappropriate in Urban Oufitters stores.  Which is kinda cool, no?

-- Tour dates firmed up for Chicago (Bookslut, The Book Cellar), NJ/Philly (both of those will be particularly festive), as well as Valentines rock club as the venue for the Albany launch, complete with some Karaoke + Poetry = Fun.

-- Review galleys of the book have been sent out to some of the longer-lead deadline places, and hopefully the notices will be positive and all that good stuff; I suppose even noticing in a bad way can't be that bad.

-- Excerpts to be published in the next couple months in The Morning News, Packingtown Review, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, and other places.

-- We ordered a couple hundred more whoopee cushions. They will be a couple different colors this time.

UPDATE/Or, I forgot to put this here last night: I posted the book's Table of Contents in the Inappropriate page. It pop up in a new window, like when you click that link. Check it out.

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Sunday, August 23, 2009
Just up on the Fictionaut Blog: My "Writing Spaces" feature video.


The fine folks at Fictionaut asked me some time ago to contribute to their "Writing Spaces" feature on their blog. Since our still camera is busted, I made a video instead.

Check out mine here; a link to all of the "Writing Spaces" features here.

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009
How to Be Inappropriate: The Talk Box Trailer (vimeo).

How to Be Inappropriate: The Talk Box Trailer. from Daniel Nester on Vimeo.

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Monday, August 17, 2009
How to Be Inappropriate: The Talk Box Trailer.



I went out in my backyard in Delmar, NY and did my best Peter Frampton impersonation with my Rocktron Banshee talk box. Our neighbors were not amused.

There's no footlicking in this one. Just so you know.

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Sunday, August 16, 2009
Just published: Lost and Found.


Just out: Lost and Found: Stories from New York, a collection of nonfiction pieces from the supersduper website Mr. Beller's Neighborhood, has just been published. Two pieces of mine, "Revising the Footlicker Story" and "The Difference Between Chicken and Goats," appear in the anthology. Both appear in a different form in How to Be Inappropriate.

Pick up a copy--there's some really sublime writing in there.

WNYC's Brian Lehrer Show ran a segment with Thomas Beller and Said Sayrafiezadeh recently; check it out here:

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Just confirmed: Albany and Brooklyn launch events, and Philly and South Jersey!

Just confirmed with the Soft Skull/Counterpoint people: two, count 'em, two launch readings and two more readings in my ancestral homeland of Philly/South Jersey. The dates will live over on the PUBLIC AWKWARDNESS (i.e., reading tour) page, but here's the details:

Wednesday, October 21

7:00pm
BookCourt
New York launch reading with Jeff Martin (The Dog Ate My Nobel Prize)
163 Court Street
Brooklyn, NY

Friday, October 23
6pm-9pm
Valentine's Music and Beer Hall Joint
Albany launch reading with fun and games tbd.
People/person from Book House of Stuyvesant Plaza will be onsite to sell copies.
17 New Scotland Avenue
Albany, NY
518-432-6572

Friday, December 4

7pm
Brickbat Books
709 South Fourth Street
Philadelphia, PA
215-592-1207

Saturday, December 5
3pm
Barnes & Noble
200 West Route 70
Marlton, NJ
856-596-7058

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Friday, August 07, 2009
How to Be Inappropriate: The new punched-up cover!


Here it is. It looks like this is going to be the full jacket spread.

I love the spine in particular. That baby is going to pop out from the shelves in bookstores. And of course the finger-weiner.

Tell me what you think?

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Just up on the Hobart website: Mooning essay extras and outtakes.


Sign at the Annual Mooning of Amtrak, Orange Country, California.

One of the cool things about Hobart is that with each issue they feature "DVD-style" accompanying features on its website.

As I have reported here in this space, Hobart's tenth issue features my essay "Mooning: A Short Cultural History." Check out, for example, the "Outtakes and Extras" my mooning piece by yours truly here.

Do peruse all of issue #10's bonus features here, with epilogues, extended endings, deleted sentences, and photos of many of the pieces.

Oh before I forget: A version of this piece will be included in How to Be Inappropriate, too.

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Saturday, August 01, 2009
How to Be Inappropriate: The Teaser Trailer.

How to Be Inappropriate: The Teaser Trailer. from Daniel Nester on Vimeo.


Maisie put this together, and I think it's pretty darn good! We're going to do a couple more, and perhaps tinker more with this one.

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Friday, July 24, 2009
Just out in Hobart: "Mooning: A Short Cultural History."

My essay on mooning, moons, the word moon, idling, moonspotting, and varieties of mooning experience is just out in issue #10 of Hobart: Another Literary Journal.

Check out the bonus materials page, which contain extra stuff from other pieces in the issue. Sometime next week, as soon as I can get my shit together, my own bonus mooning materials--outtakes and quotes mostly--will appear there, too!

A version of this will appear in How to Be Inappropriate. Oh yes it will.

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Thursday, July 23, 2009
Free How to Be Inappropriate symbology animated gif file.

Feel free to pollute the internets with these animated gifs. Right-click on these puppies to save them on your computer. How's that for kicking it old school?

The four (or five) original symbols version:


All of the symbols in one animated gif:

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Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Site updates: Inappropriate redesign and goodies.

You might have noticed the new header for this website, which appears at the top of each page. This one reflects the wonderful fact that I have a new book out in the Fall, and it's ready to be ordered and touted and celebrated.

There's also new background images and names for each page that reflect various improprieties, from Nestering (definition in book to come!), mullets, groin-kicking, sacrilegious appropriation of Catholic imagery, and the classic Pull My Finger game.

Turning over to the new Inappropriate page, we see the page for the book proper: blurbs, book descriptions, as well as some freeware merch we're cooking up for the book releases. And that's where the whoopee cushion coupon comes in.

Enjoy!

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Just up on The Rumpus: My long interview with novelist Jessica Anthony, author of The Convalescent.

My interview with Jessica Anthony, author of the novel The Convalescent, is just up on The Rumpus. See it here.

In the interview, I asked her what kind of "crazy shit" does she have in her notebook, and she said she can "draw a mean loaf of bread."

I asked her to send me an example of a mean bread drawing, and she did. (See to your left.) There's a detail of the drawing on the Rumpus version, but that doesn't if you would like a full-sized PDF version that appears to your left, one that suitable for framing, click here.

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Friday, July 10, 2009
Two blurbs for How to Be Inappropriate and other news.


"If there was Nobel Prize for Achievement in Inappropriateness, Daniel Nester would be Laureate of the Universe. Until then, he'll have settle for having written this shockingly innovative stunner of a book. Nester brings his irreverent, elegiac sensibility to subjects from ranging from the essence of literary truth to the enduring mystery of flatulence, managing in the bargain to highlight the bleak hilarity of human existence--which, when you think about it, is the most inappropriate thing of all."--Rachel Shukert, author of Have You No Shame?

"Daniel Nester is funny as hell."--Stephen Elliott

Other news on the book front:
  • A New York launch reading event has been scheduled--check this space for details next week.
  • Got the interior pages from Soft Skull, did my corrections, and waiting on next set of proofs.
  • More promo materials made--web elements, a shelf talker, and fake Staff Recommendations to give out to bookstores.
  • Get a sneak peek of what the website will look here. Still in draft, mind you.
  • Met with the publicity and marketing folks.
  • And as you may already know:
How to Be Inappropriate is available for pre-order!
Powell's | Amazon | Indie Bookstores near you

So order it, why doncha?

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Tuesday, July 07, 2009
God Save My Queen mention, Sound and Vision Magazine, 2004.





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Friday, July 03, 2009
Just up on Monkeybicycle: "Iliad Gag Reel."



The "Illiad Gag Reel," inspired by such classic blooper reels as this one from 1981's The Cannonball Run and of course Homer's work, is just up on the website for Monkeybicycle, one of my favorite literary magazines.

Check it out here.

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Just out in Indiana Review: Cousin Mike excerpts.

A compilation of some of the lists I put together for Cousin Mike: A Memoir are excerpted in Indiana Review's Summer 2009 issue, just released on the newsstands of your finer bookstores.

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Dollar Store Show: coming in July.

Just added to the Readings page:

Wednesday, July 15

The Dollar Store Show's Summer Tour
Reading: Zach Dodson, Amelia Gray, Mary Hamilton, Jac Jemc, Caroline Picard, Patrick Somerville
Featuring: Collie Collen, Shane Jones, Daniel Nester
7pm
Valentine's
17 New Scotland Avenue
Albany, NY

Also:
Sunday, October 4
Polestar Poetry Series
other readers tba
5pm
Downstairs at Cake Shop
152 Ludlow (b/w Stanton and Rivington)
New York, NY

There's also some other events a-brewing for the How to Be Inappropriate tour and launch events. So stay tuned.

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Saturday, June 06, 2009
HTBI's finger weiner spotted on Corpus Libris.


Emily Pullen's Corpus Libris blog posts this classic photo last week. Taken at Skylight Books in Los Angeles. Hope to swing by there whenever I make it out west for readings and such after the book comes out.

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Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Follow the Adagia Project.


Follow my spanking new Twitter-published venture, The Adagia Project. The link is here. If you tweet, of course.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Inappropriate shout-outs as BEA approaches.


Shelf Awareness has taken notice of the How to Be Inappropriate at BookExpo America giveaway, as has MediumAtLarge.net, the blog of the guy who runs BookExpo America.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Sneak peek: The footlicker story for Mr. Beller's Neighborhood anthology.


This is the top matter to one of my pieces to be included in Lost and Found: Stories from New York, a collection of writing from the Mr. Beller's Neighborhood website. It's due out in July!

Here's the book description:

True stories from the Naked City—a tour of the subterranean psyche of New York. Acclaimed fiction writer Thomas Beller culls a new volume of essays, vignettes, and tales of the city from the literary Web site Mr. Beller’s Neighborhood, one of the premier venues for the urban sketch on the Internet.

Lost and Found, Volume II of the series, is a mosaic of voices, drawing on the diverse experiences of such New Yorkers as a frequent patron of Manhattan sex clubs, a diamond dealer on 47th Street, and a doorman on the Upper East Side. The book features many exciting new voices (Said Sayrafiezadeh, Rachel Sherman, Bryan Charles) alongside work by well-known writers, including Phillip Lopate, Jonathan Ames, Alicia Erian, Madison Smartt Bell, and Edmund White.

Taken together, the essays, reportage, and vignettes in Lost and Found are a testament to the vitality, diversity, and complexity of New York City, a reflection of the churning thoughts, wishes, and fantasies of the myriad faces on the city’s streets.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009
How to Be Inappropriate @BookExpo America: A Guide.

MediumAtLarge.net, the official director's blog of BookExpo America, New York Comic Con, C2E2 and the New York Anime Fest, has shouted out a little something we put together for BEA: How to Be Inappropriate @ BEA. Find it online here. It's supposed to give a flavor of the How to Be Inappropriate book proper is once it hits the streets this Fall. I'll be handing out printed copies of the booklet at the Counterpoint/Soft Skull table (Saturday, 11-12, booth #4437).

I have other goodies/freebies to give out, too. But I won't tell you all yet.

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Thursday, April 23, 2009
Tonight! Marilyn Nelson and Deborah Ager read for Frequency North!

[College press release]

Frequency North, the aggressively eclectic visiting writers reading series at The College of Saint Rose, wraps up its fourth season with an evening of poetry read by Marilyn Nelson, former Poet Laureate of Connecticut, and Deborah Ager.

Nelson and Ager will read in the Standish Rooms of the Student Saint Rose on Thursday, April 23, at 7:30 p.m. in the College's Standish Rooms, which are on the second floor of the Events and Activities Center, 420 Western Avenue, Albany, NY. Copies of their latest works will be available for purchase and signing.

Frequency North is sponsored by The College of Saint Rose School of Arts and Humanities and is free and open to the public. The series will return for its fifth season in fall 2009. For more information, visit FrequencyNorth.com.

Marilyn Nelson's most recent books are Carver: A Life in Poems, Fortune's Bones, and A Wreath for Emmett Till, a book-length narrative poem about the 14-year-old black youth lynched 57 years ago in Mississippi for allegedly whistling at a white woman. The book made national headlines in 2007 when two teachers were fired from a Los Angeles charter school because they planned to have students read a poem about Emmett Till. Nelson's other books include The Fields of Praise: New and Selected Poems (1997), which was a finalist for the 1998 Lenore Marshall Poetry Prize, the 1997 National Book Award, and the PEN Winship Award; Magnificat (1994); The Homeplace (1990), which won the 1992 Annisfield-Wolf Award and was a finalist for the 1991 National Book Award; Mama’s Promises (1985); and For the Body (1978); all published by Louisiana State University Press. She also has published two collections of verse for children: The Cat Walked through the Casserole and Other Poems for Children (with Pamela Espeland, 1984) and Halfdan Rasmussen's Hundreds of Hens and Other Poems for Children (1982), which she translated from Danish with Pamela Espeland. Nelson's honors include two creative writing fellowships from the National Endowment for the Arts, a Guggenheim fellowship, three National Book Award Finalist medals, the Poets' Prize, the Boston Globe/Hornbook Award, a Newbery Honor medal, two Coretta Scott King Honor medals, the Flora Stieglitz Straus Award, the Lion and Unicorn Award for Excellence in Poetry for Young Adults, and the American Scandinavian Foundation Translation Award. Nelson is an emeritus professor at the University of Connecticut and founder/director of Soul Mountain Retreat.

Deborah Ager's first book, Midnight Voices, a finalist for BOA Editions' A. Poulin, Jr. Poetry Prize (judged by Edward Hirsch) will be published this spring by WordTech. Her work has appeared in Best New Poets 2006, Best of the Tigertail Anthologies, Writing Poems (2007), The Bedside Guide to No Tell Motel, The Bloomsbury Review, The Georgia Review, New Letters, Quarterly West, among other places. She has been awarded fellowships from the MacDowell Colony, the Virginia Center for the Creative Arts, and the Jenny McKean Moore workshop, and was a Tennessee Williams scholar at the Sewanee Writers' Conference. Since 2004, she has edited and published 32 Poems magazine, which publishes 64 poems per year. Poems from 32 Poems have appeared in The Best American Poetry, Best New Poets 2005 (edited by George Garrett), Best New Poets 2006 (edited by Eric Pankey) and online at Verse Daily and Poetry Daily. Ager works as a search engine optimization expert, owns her own search engine marketing company and lives in Virginia with her husband and child.

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Thursday, April 16, 2009
Friday: Peter Conners reads from Growing Up Dead!

Peter Conners
reads from

Growing Up Dead:

The Hallucinated Confessions of a Teenage Deadhead

Friday, April 17, 2009
5:30pm, reading starts at 6pm
with plenty of time to go to see The Dead down the street!
Amrose + Sable Gallery
306 Hudson Avenue
Albany, NY

"The hardest part of being the Grateful Dead's publicist was convincing the media that Dead Heads were diverse, thoughtful, and not infrequently accomplished. If I'd just had a copy of Peter Conners' Growing Up Dead, I could have simply handed it out. The Dead Head subculture was rich and fascinating, and this book is a terrific documentation of it."--Dennis McNally, Grateful Dead publicist and historian, author of A Long Strange Trip

Told against the backdrop of the American landscape of the late '80s to the mid-'90s, Growing Up Dead is the story of Peter Conners' journey from straight-laced suburban kid to touring Deadhead. Peter discovered the Grateful Dead in 1985, at the age of 15, through friends who exchanged bootleg tapes of live Grateful Dead concerts. A teenager living in the suburbs of Rochester, New York, he became exposed to an entirely new way of life, and friends who were enjoying more freedom and less parental guidance. At the age of 16, he attended his first Grateful Dead concert on June 30, 1987 - he was hooked. Between 1987 and 1995, Conners would attend Dead 'shows' all over the United States. He traveled with a makeshift 'family' of other Deadheads in a Volkswagen camper, selling drugs and whatever else would provide gas money to the next concert. His hair was a wild, unkempt bush and baths were infrequent. In short, he had progressed from suburban kid, to Grateful Dead fan, to full-blown Deadhead. Chronicling this progression, which culminates with the 1995 death of Jerry Garcia, Conners reveals the truth behind Deadhead culture and history. The result is a riveting insight into the obsessive fandom that made The Grateful Dead the most successful touring band of all time, as well as a cultural phenomenon.

"Poet and editor Conners (Emily Ate the Wind) offers a perspective often missing from other Dead chronicles: that of one of the suburban teens in the late 1980s and early 1990s who dropped out of high school and/or college to follow a band whose members were 30 years their senior. Unlike most Dead fans (and rock critics) from the 1960s and 1970s, the band’s music wasn't the most important thing to Conners and his Gen-X companions--the focus was on "becoming and living as a Deadhead outside the Grateful Dead concert." So while Conners offers some earnest and often hilarious chapters about his teenage stoner life ("One of the problems with teenage drug abuse is that you never get to know what your adult brain would be like without it"), his most inventive chapters offer second-person accounts of what really went on at a typical Dead show in the 1980s. "You are thrilled. You score acid. You smoke the Indica. You eat some mushrooms.... The situation is post-verbal.""
--Publishers Weekly, January 2009

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Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Thursday, April 16: It's the Solid Gold McCrackens!


Our Poetry in Performance class is slated to rock Dan Wilcox's Third Thursday Reading Series at the Social Justice Center on Thursday, April 16. And we're the headliners! And you are all invited to come! Sign up and read.

Here's a copyof the flyer, suitable for framing [pdf].

So come! It will rock!

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Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Just up on Linebreak: "Caddyshackesque."


"Caddyshackesque," a sonnet of mine written several eoins ago and that centers around my Shakespeare studies critique on my favorite movie of all time, is just up on Linebreak, a super online literary magazine. It's read by Shin Yu Pai.

As a special bonus: I just came across this video: Caddyshack in 30 Seconds (and Re-Enacted by Bunnies). Their Titanic in 30 Seconds (and Re-Enacted by Bunnies) remains my number one Bunnies production. But this one comes close.

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Monday, April 06, 2009
How to Be Inappropriate at BookExpo America!

I knew I was going to the BEA to promote the new book, but now I have nailed down when I will be behind the Counterpoint/Soft Skull table to sign books. If you are at BEA, or are in New York, let's get together.

I would love to be inappropriate with you. And I will come to the Big Apple bearing gifts.

Saturday, May 30 11am-12noon
Book signing for How to Be Inappropriate Counterpoint Press Booth #4437
BookExpo America
Jacob K. Javtis Center
New York, NY

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