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    His stories are, as the title suggests, inappropriate, and they often engender squeamishness, discomfort, and laughter. But they are fresh and, at times, touching, qualities that make this an enjoyable read.--Library Journal

    Whoopee cushion coupon. When you buy a copy of the book and send this coupon, along with the book, to Daniel Nester's home, he will send you an official How to Be Inappropriate whoopee cushion. That's right: inflate one of these puppies and let the faux farts fly! While supplies last. [PDF]


    Shelf talker.
    You know those pieces of paper that stick out of bookstore shelves that touts a title of note? They're called shelf-talkers, and here at Inappropriate Headquarters, we have made some for your own shelf-talking pleasure. print it out, and place it under copies of How to Be Inappropriate at your local bookstore. Or print one out and place one on your own bookshelf! Alternatively, you can use this as a bookmark or to flag down authorities at a roadside accident. [PDF]

     

    Thursday, October 29, 2009
    24 leftover blog writing prompts, written and "rejected" by students in blogging class.

    1. Top 12 penis jokes.
    2. What I hate about scents.
    3. Top 12 occupied spaces.
    4. Top 12 cups from which I have enjoyed a drink.
    5. Top 12 empty spaces.
    6. Top 12 top 10 lists.
    7. Top 12 things you shouldn't do to your mother.
    8. Top 12 cans.
    9. Top 12 pictures of people upside down.
    10. Top 6 suicides of the 70s.
    11. Top 6 suicides of the 80s.
    12. Top 6 suicides of the 90s.
    13. Top 12 places to _____ with your puppy.
    14. Top 12 varieties of soft drinks.
    15. Top 12 homeless people knocking on my door for my spare cans.
    16. Top 12 Yo Momma Jokes.
    17. Top 12 YouTube videos of someone breaking a body part.
    18. Top 12 horror movies. Go!
    19. Top 6 worst places to parallel park.
    20. Top five things I've found in the garbage or on the ground.
    21. Write about the differences between two characters.
    22. Top 6 people you aspire to be.
    23. Top six things to do on Advisement Day.
    24. What I hate about school.


    [Note: not all of the naughty ones were written by the boys.]

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